But Joe, Republicans only like you as a friend

McCain 2008 Joe the Plumber

“God, all this love and everything in the room…I’m horny.”~~Samuel “Joe the Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher, speaking at the Media Research Center “Dishonor Awards,” 3/19/09

Eeeeew.  To quote Patton Oswalt, “God, I wish my fingers emitted Mace.”

Keep it up, conservatives.  Continue inviting  this human bag of sand to speak at public events as a representative of “real American values,” and you’ll manage to dig your own holes.

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