But Joe, Republicans only like you as a friend
“God, all this love and everything in the room…I’m horny.”~~Samuel “Joe the Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher, speaking at the Media Research Center “Dishonor Awards,” 3/19/09
Eeeeew. To quote Patton Oswalt, “God, I wish my fingers emitted Mace.”
Keep it up, conservatives. Continue inviting this human bag of sand to speak at public events as a representative of “real American values,” and you’ll manage to dig your own holes.